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"I hated myself
Half to death
Now watch me
Resurrect myself."




9 hours of studying and I can’t remember my own name but I can remember how to kill a man using a toothbrush so there’s that

the hell kind of classes are you taking?

I’m a forensic criminologist our slogan is “can’t run fast enough to be a serial killer so I’ll just help the police catch them”

(via gummy-buns)

i hate how people use the word “partner” for gay people like no she’s my girlfriend we’re not fucking doing science projects together thank you bye

(Source: tywins, via propunk)



hey everyone my teacher is trying to raise $10,000 to buy supplies for elementary schools in Ferguson here: http://www.gofundme.com/SchoolSuppliesforFerguson

it’d be really nice if you guys could maybe reblog this and help spread it around, or donate if…

5 days ago


me flirting: so… do u believe in aliens??

(via psycho-p-a-t-h)

  • friend: ever since i started having sex i think i might be into super kinky stuff
  • me: oh really like what
  • friend: idk my bf handcuffed me last night
  • me: whoa that really is kinky
  • me internally: weak
5 days ago
5 days ago
Anonymous said : Your user pic is very pretty, you have such a charming smile :) 

Aw thank you!!!!♡